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I guess I have a patent.

Mail bag clamp - I guess I invented this.

Sometimes Googling yourself can pan out some unexpected results.

In searching for my real, full, name – “Joseph Anderson Engle” – I realized that I invented a mail bag clamp 73 years before I was even born.

I can’t wait till I invent the time machine to get me there. I will be known as Joey Baltimore Esquire soon! bwahahahaha!

Mars Cheese Castle

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Just found out that Mars Cheese Castle is going to be demolished.

Good thing is that they’re just moving a little way back to accommodate an I-94 ramp that is being built much bigger.

Really good thing is that their sign isn’t going to disappear.

Read more about it here or go see a bigger version of my photo on flickr.